Old Gravestone

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Introduced:  Dance of the Dead Related Quests:  Zombie Butler Quest
Old Gravestone
  • Value: ???
  • Burden: Unknown
  • Bergbottom Hooberstunk P.Y.1-P.Y.28. Creator of Dereth's first automated chopping device. Rest in Pieces.
Old Gravestone

Notes

  • Appears as a random spawn on the landscape of Osteth.
  • Best chance for spawn tends to be after a server reset. These appear even when the Halloween Season is not occurring.
  • Double click to get a spawn of about 10 Old Zombies, level depends on what area you are in.
  • Spawn with various inscriptions (see below).

Inscriptions

  • Bergbottom Hooberstunk P.Y.1-P.Y.28. Creator of Dereth's first automated chopping device. Rest in Pieces.
  • Here lies Thungo the Stupid who mistook a Zefir for a mythological Isparian creature called a Fairy. Zefirs, it seems do not like to be petted and put in your pocket.
  • Lilly Vanspooter. PY34 - PY34. Lilly refused to believe in what she called a delusional fantasy world she had somehow stumbled into. A passing figment of her imagination decided that she looked tasty and promptly ate her.
  • Here I sit upon this grave. Making my own inscription. What's that noise I'm hearing now. Oh no it's aaaaaraarrrrrrghhhhh!!! --Sir Not Appearing in this Grave
  • Sundren Tableton's last words: "Bartender another round fer me and thish fine gentleman Ulgrim!"
  • Here lies Adam the amateur bunny tamer, if only he'd found a tamer bunny.
  • Here lies Yew-Soun, one of the many sons of Yew-Attano son of Yew-GonaDi. Some day Yew-to may rest here beside him.
  • An inscription carved in haste to mark those who go to waste.
  • Here lies Kerbelis the Indecisive. He finally finished something.
  • The resting place of the world greatest cook. He was preparing his masterpiece a cake so light and fluffy it was like a cloud. Unfortunately he forgot to turn off the Hooberstunk Chop-o-matic. It was the last Mist Cake he ever made.
  • Here lies Drago the Flat. He met a Tremendous Monouga before he found a lifestone.
  • This space left intentionally blank.
  • Here lies Thomas the Butcher, he was a Cleaver fellow.
  • Here lie the bones of Fibber McGee. He died at the age of one hundred and three. Never told the truth when lie could he. He lies still now... --Signed Fibber McGee