Avardan: Created page with "Well helloooo fellow genocidal maniacs who kill for XP and loot! How ya'll doing? Thought to give ya'll a little update on my shreth / gromnie tooth necklace I made for Mrs. Av. She, of course, accidentally left it in the shed a few weeks ago (which was obviously just carelessness)... I brought it back inside as a good hubby/adventurer does, but a few days ago I found it in the ashes of our fireplace as I was cleaning it out. I'm not stupit, you see, so I put it on..."

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Created page with "Well helloooo fellow genocidal maniacs who kill for XP and loot! How ya'll doing? Thought to give ya'll a little update on my shreth / gromnie tooth necklace I made for Mrs. Av. She, of course, accidentally left it in the shed a few weeks ago (which was obviously just carelessness)... I brought it back inside as a good hubby/adventurer does, but a few days ago I found it in the ashes of our fireplace as I was cleaning it out. I'm not stupit, you see, so I put it on..."

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Well helloooo fellow genocidal maniacs who kill for XP and loot! How ya'll doing?

Thought to give ya'll a little update on my shreth / gromnie tooth necklace I made for Mrs. Av. She, of course, accidentally left it in the shed a few weeks ago (which was obviously just carelessness)... I brought it back inside as a good hubby/adventurer does, but a few days ago I found it in the ashes of our fireplace as I was cleaning it out. I'm not stupit, you see, so I put it on a stronger chain! Anyways, her breeding project with reed sharks is going as planned, and we've made over 500 pyreals, enough for about 2 cords of wood, just in time for summer!

But not all this message can be focused on the day-to-day adventurers of your protagonist...

There's a new girl in town (Adventurer's Haven) that goes by the name of '[[Lil Asskicker]]'. Whomever came up with that name (obviously against the CoC) needs to report to me immediately. While she's completely useless, she does have some interesting things to say; be wary and guard your loot pouches!

So much for today's notes... I could go on forever. But I have one request: load me up with high priced gems please! I'm putting together a present for Mother's Day!

4/22/2024 - Springtime Update - Revision history